Brother P-touch, PTH110, Easy Portable Label Maker | $15 | Amazon
Label all the things with this discounted label maker. Is this your brick of cheese or your roommates? Never guess again. It’s basically $15 for peace of mind.
Maybe after you make clear what’s yours, your roommate will stop using your honey. I mean, it’s an $8 bottle of hot honey... they can buy their own. Goddammit, stop touching my honey.
... um, yeah. Labels.