Streets of Rage 2... easily one of the greatest soundtracks of the 16-bit era.

Unless we get some of this going, I'm not interested.

+1 for bad grammar. Read more

Are we sure there's not some sort of "Tom Chambers from the cornfield" type of propulsion system going on here? This seems a bit unnatural.

I was expecting this

That's it, national emergency! Deploy the battle mimes!

Even in the age of drones and guided missiles, a guy on a horse with a sword charging at you is still terrifying.

Highest jump kick ever?

It's no cosplay, but one last time for shits and giggles, here's my Shepard:

Not sure if it's the best, but it's what I use: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/reeder/… Read more

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness. Read more

Build a spaceship and fly yourself directly into the sun, or at least near enough to vaporize. Read more

The camera mechanic (hello selfies!) is awesome. My one gripe is that I wish I could take photos on the move. There are times when batshit crazy is going on around me and I'd love to snap off from the car or back of a bike. Read more

You are awarded no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Read more